Major League Pitchers

Hi Guys

Doesn't it just frost your bottoms to see multimillionaire Major League Pitchers, especially in the National League where real baseball is still played, swing at a ball like an ole' lady?

Worse, those same pitchers can't bunt!!!

I've taught children with every handicap known to God...to bunt.

Michael Jordan...arguably the best "athlete of our generation" swings at a baseball like an ole' lady, but worse, he can't bunt. If he could bunt, he would be a legend in baseball as well as in basketball. With his speed and agility, he could knock out a .300 average if he NEVER swung the bat in a conventional manner. (I say "conventional manner" because a "swing-bunt" or "slap" bunt" is the frosting on the cake of the "most vicious weapon in baseball".

(I'm on a roll again aren't I, Splitter?)

I hope and pray that every one of you guys has a copy of "Beans About Baseball" in your pocket and your mind before next season. I screwed up and had some people E me for a copy and spent the next month humping to get them out. Just Check out Amazon.whatever and get a copy. They now have enough inventory to get them out in 24 hours, and they never run out, (unlike the other bookstores who always are out.)

You can't make me rich because I'm already comfortable. If you are broke, e me at beans@pdq.net and I will just send you a scratched cover review copy, FREE.

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Best regards
Kenneth Bean......beans@pdq.net